Gotcha. I don't even know if I want to see these babies. From the way the press is yammering on about them, it seems that they are so beautiful and godlike that my eyes might melt in their sockets if I look directly at them.
I thought I was going to be the first one to point out that all the Jolie-Pitt boys have names that end in X: Maddox, Pax, and now Knox. But apparently other people have caught on to this trend as well.
Their girls are named Zahara, Shiloh, and Vivienne. I have yet to detect the pattern between these three names, but I'm sure that when I crack the code it will reveal the secrets to the Jolie-Pitts' plan for world domination. I remember after Angelina adopted her first child, I saw her on Letterman and she claimed that she wanted to have enough kids to field a "football team." I don't think anyone believed she would actually do it... but she's at least got a pretty solid offensive line so far.
By the way, I really, really do hate myself for writing about the Jolie-Pitts in my blog, but it appears that, like the rest of the world, I am physically incapable of not talking about them.
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