Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Iz in ur hed, meltin ur branez

I am currently working on a really funny post/photoessay that I think some of you will really love, but in the mean time, let me share some of my internet wanderings with you.

While learning all about the Animal Kingdom (yeah, my life is pretty much a first grade science class) yesterday, I happened to stumble across what just might be the cutest animal in the entire universe: the pine marten. Behold, and I dare you not to squeal like a little girl:
By the way, this album is taken from Flickr, which I am told is Creative Commons material. However, I will give the photographer credit anyway: Adam Lyon, and here is his Flickr page.
Anyway, at first, when I saw the word marten on the Animal Kingdom chart (under the Mustelidae aka Weasel family) I was like "what the heck is a marten?" but then realized I have heard of it before.... in The Amber Spyglass by Phillip Pullman. It was the animal form that Lyra's daemon chose. And now I know why. Clearly Mr. Pullman was looking for the cutest animal in the world, and he couldn't pick say, a puppy or a kitty, because those animals had already been used in the previous books... so I'm sure he just google imaged a little bit until he found Mr. Cute. Enjoy!

On a kinda animal related note, I would like to share with you all an inspirational passage from the LOLCAT Bible. Srsly. Someone on this planet decided that it would be a good idea to translate the entire Holy Bible into Lolspeak, the language of LOLCATS. Once again, srsly. So without further ado, here is Exodus 2:1-4....

1 Sum guye wented to Levi's place an marryed hiz doter.2 An the doter hd a bayby who wuz a boi so she hided himm.3 So she decided to do wot Pharo saied an put hm in teh rievr but she maded a bukkit fur him sos he woudt drounz. An she sed pharo is liek rly laem 4 tellz us puts babyz in teh river An not sais u no can has bukkitz lol st00pid pharo.4 An his big sis miriam wuz tehr 2 An she hided An wotched him flote awai an she like kthxbai. An teh crocodielz An teh lolrusz did not eated him. wich wuz good cuz if dey did tehr wudnt b no mor storyz An htis wud b rly short bibul.


Links:
I Can Has a Cheezburger? (The LOLCAT page).
Lolcat Bible

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